Tuesday, September 23, 2008

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A jewel of comedy of the 90



Noises Off! (1992) Original title: Noises Off Nationality: U.S. Genre: Comedy Duration: 104 minutes

Director: Peter Bogdanovich Writer: Michael Frayn , Marty Kaplan Photo: Tim Suhrstedt Music: Phil Marshall Editor: Lisa Day Starring: Carol Burnett , Michael Caine, Denholm Elliott, Julie Hagerty, Marilu Henner, Mark Linn-Baker, Christopher Reeve, Nicolette Sheridan, John Ritter, Kate Rich, Zoe R. Cassavetes, Kim Sebastian, LB Straten, J. Christopher Sullivan, Kimberly Neville

SYNOPSIS:

The vicissitudes and problems of a play to be performed. The director not only think about failure, but the actors also have other problems, and sometimes can not help bring them on stage ...

OPINION:

"Noises Off!" is a pleasant surprise for lovers of comedy. If I had the horrible English title and the cover of video (I've put another poster) would not have enjoyed this delightful comedy genius. The film is divided into three acts as if it were a play and in every act of hatred and strife are growing cast until it ends up being a mess. With a rate trepidente, the director has the ability to unite the gags and situations perfectly. Apparently simple it requires a special talent for creating this much fun. The movie was not very successful but we have been fortunate to enjoy agree that it is a joy and one of the best comedies of recent years.

Christopher Reeve, Marilu Henner and Mark Linn-Baker: The one we're putting together!


"If the arduous task of creating humorous situations in a film genre as difficult as comedy Add in her theatrical nature of the difficulty is multiplied. Such obstacles are saved by Peter Bogdanovich in "Noises Off!", A film that accumulates in your footage highest percentage of laughter that they can cause other joints ( ElCriticón )

"Great comedy, music quite well ( Carlos Boyero: Diario El Mundo )

" Madness Bogdanovich, who handled the plot and vaudeville with a steady hand, and sniffs at the footlights to portray a handful of characters run riot but human. A joy of chaos "( Miguel Angel Palomo: Diario El País )


The sign did not want to, looks more like a movie Ozores


The only thing I found this movie is a montage of the late John Ritter sadly, that's something.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

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Down the DVD cover! (Part II)

With the sad removal of the genius of Drew Struzan artwork , author and many of the posters Indiana Jones or Back to the future, we save the last remaining vestige of art movie poster. Not only we will see movie posters of that quality but on many occasions its way to DVD we stole this picture to make way for crappy photo booth. So I decided to make a sequel to Down dvd cover art! I want to clarify that these posters are not necesariamnete of Struzan are just used to display the absurdity of the lineup change to dvd.

BANANAS


changed this cover for a picture I had to make a fan with his camera for five dollars on the set when Woody wore a beard false, it caught unawares and bang! already have cover for the DVD.


Trouble in Little CHINA


One of my favorite and most classic eighties billboards are magically transformed into the 'white-fronted 'Kurt Russell with the gun. Yes, wanted to give it color and put a red background with the face of one of the girls to remind you that the hero had to save her. Luckily it was the special edition.


also left us to enjoy this one version, three of the actors posing, I guess, after resting from a morning of shooting hard and have eaten a few sandwiches. I do not know if this poster is a video editing or dvd but it was worth putting.



VIEW TO A KILL


James Bond films are always characterized by colorful covers and many illustrations of scenes from the movie. The type of sign to my liking, like "American Graffiti" or "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom." The change you can imagine, 'fronted' by Roger Moore and work on another DVD that's no hurry.



PIRANHA


Fantastic poster that was changed by the photo of yore, albeit in the water. Know if the actress was forced to go into the ocean with a bunch of piranhas to achieve the desired picture. We do not know if his face of fear is fear of being with these sea creatures he saw the poster or DVD.



CONAN THE BARBARIAN


A great illustration thrown into the toilet to make us enjoy the beauty of the face of Arnold Schwarzenegger, good half-mask that also put you in the face the sword Lest we think that they're bland.



Real Genius


recognize that it is not a cartel but wonder if you have some grace. The DVD presents the fronted Mr. Val Kilmer electrocuted by ... what is it? In short, we should ask the geniuses ... not the movie, but those who did this cover.



Labyrinth

For this effort to make the lineup if we can make a fotillo to David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly and dolls of yore and drew several lines forming rectangles. What gives the feeling of being in a maze? No? For they thought so. A pity.



MAD MAX

The demonstration that a picture is better than a picture of the protagonist. The poster for the film is not very original and brilliant. The guy with a gun under the car but has a one, especially compared to the DVD edition. Mel Gibson's face unperturbed and that would not be simple, superimposed an odometer. Presto!

Friday, September 5, 2008

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The greatest adventure ever filmed

"IN SEARCH OF THE LOST ARK" (1981) Original title: "The raiders of the lost ark" Duration: 115 minutes Genre: Adventure Country: USA

Director: Steven Spielberg Writer: Lawrence Kasdan , according to a story by George Lucas & Philip Kaufman Music: John Williams Photo: Douglas Slocombe Editor: Michael Kahn Cast: Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Paul Freeman, Ronald Lacey, John Rhys-Davies, Denholm Elliott, Wolf Kahler, Alfred Molina


SYNOPSIS:

Year 1936. Indiana Jones is a professor of archeology, happy to venture in pursuit of getting valuable relics. After returning from an unsuccessful mission in South America, the U.S. government will commission a new task, the search for the Ark of the Covenant, the place where it is believed that Hebrews placed the commandments that God had given to Moses, whose legend, an invincible power to whoever possesses. For this reason, the Nazis are also after her.

OPINION:

After the premiere of "1941" , which brought together two majors like Universal and Columbia to deal with the big budget film and the big fiasco that marked the film, Spielberg had to step back on Earth. Earlier, in a meeting with his friend George Lucas, told him that he wanted to do a film in the style of James Bond. Lucas, I had a huge desire to revitalize the classic adventure genre, he replied that he had something better than that and introduced the character of Indiana (name of dog Lucas) Smith. A name later changed because Spielberg reminded the character and title of a Steve McQueen movie called "Nevada Smith" .


The election of the protagonist thought the actor Tom Selleck , that in those time filming a series called Magnum , which prevented the film star. Then the actor tried to join a successful gender adventure with "The High Road to China" (1983). The man who got the part was Harrison Ford, who at that time lived a successful stage through "The Wars" and that this role definitive achieved stardom. Ford, gives a superb performance as a hero make it out of any situation and still be a human being with flaws and phobias, including fear of snakes.


A film as perfect as this is a compendium of multiple reference pictures. The costume of the hero character brings us back to Charlton Heston in "The Secret of the Incas" . The prologue of the film was inspired by a comic where Uncle Scrooge, the nephews of Donald Duck east and were escaping darts, knives, tunnels flooded and ... a big ball! The classic flavor of the film is a tribute to the serials of the 30 and 40 in the fifteen minutes that I had a hero's odyssey, to finish with a final in the air that was resolved in the next week. They were usually shot with cheap sets and a tiny budget. So, maybe Lucas and Spielberg did not want a big budget for his film. The first impression you give to see her is to be a blockbuster. It is so spectacular and so well filmed that gives us the feeling that had all the money in the world to do it. Nothing is further from the realities. Lucas and Spielberg were based in a budget of twenty million dollars, although the studies felt they could do for less than fifty million. The Paramount that Spielberg did not trust, to go east of Shark budgets and 1941, coupled with the fiasco of the latter, doubts about the security of the two friends but they risked and gave eighty seven days to shoot the film. Spielberg filmed in seventy-three days.


Work of writing was done by Lawrence Kasdan , who wrote the screenplay for adventure in the history of cinema. Kasdan met the challenge of merging into a coherent story all ideas and spectacular scenes they had in mind Lucas and Spielberg. He did and got a flawless script. But despite the brilliant libretto by Kasdan, the film is full of improvisations, lines of dialogue as when Marion Ravenwood (name of the grandmother Kasdan's wife) talks to Indy about the years since their last meeting and as these do not go in vain and Jones replies that's not the years, honey, it's shooting (Km) . Memorable scenes such as shooting the warrior of the sword, as explained in several pages of script as a fight between Indiana Jones and his whip against egpcio and his sword was suppressed by a single bullet. The day of the shooting scene, Harrison Ford was sick because of a Tunisian block. I was so bad I wanted to get to the hotel immediately. So Spielberg and actor decided to abolish the fight by firing. A couple of hours after Ford was in the hotel. This scene is among the funniest of the film, like that of rack of Toht , who played the Nazi terrorífoco Ronald Lacey. One gag that did not work in 1941 but here was perfect.


Like any masterpiece worthy of the name, it needs the conjunction of all elements and all of them are outstanding. Therefore, the assembly Michael Kahn, editor Steven usual, is superb. photography Douglas Slocombe is simply superb and the soundtrack of John Williams teacher amazing and unforgettable. The main theme has left an indelible mark on the cinematic memory of any film fan. Also fabulous piece of music that accompanies the ark, mysterious and terrorífoca. A soundtrack that deserved to win the Oscar and failed. The film won five Oscars, editing, sound, art direction, visual effects and a special for its innovations tenológicas. Also nominated film, director, picture and soundtrack. As this is a genre film, it won and the prize for best film went to a sports drama titled "Chariots of Fire" . That year, 1981, the best movie of the year was undoubtedly "Raiders of the Lost Ark" but was left without the prize.


At that time there were no digital fx and everything was done the old fashioned way. Seen today not has lost none of its splendor and spectacle and take as reference the final scene, the opening of the ark, which caused such an impact on me. Arrol and terrifying, the script simply described the scene as a cataclysm and posted to combine the three possible solutions offered artists of Industrial Light & Magic, ghosts, a storm of fire and strange lights. A visually stunning scene as all that make the film, which sums up this mixture of amusement and horror that achieves some moments of the film.


Finally, let the work of its director. This film shows that this man should be in a position privileged position in the pantheon of the gods of cinema. Get the most out of any scene, from the masterly prologue that shows the style that has the tape and summarizes the ongoing saga of the prodigious chase trucks. No one is like Spielberg to shoot these films. As George Lucas said: "With In Search of the Lost Ark learned one thing, if you hire the best manager in the world, making movies is a breeze."

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

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Those crazy, crazy titles

must be a stressful and complex work to put that title to a non-English-language film. Translate or attempt to be original when to name an opening appears to be the task of a chosen few, which often surprise us and cheer us on with strange elections worthy of a crazy night of drinking.


ABSURD AND ABSTRACT TITLES

"Meet Dave" Original title: "Meet Dave"

The creator of this groundbreaking title suggestive and deserves an award. The argument, a crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship in human form named Dave Ming Chan (Eddie Murphy). Know if the lord of boundless imagination that has cast this title think a ship can be and if the crew Pirada the same can not leave the original transport a magic spell. The austere original title "Meet Dave" becomes the party animal "Meet Dave", more suitable to a film about horny college caught in a psychiatric hospital. Other examples of abstract nouns, the "Do not scream at me I do not see" or "Naked Gun." If at least tell us which is what I have to grab.


SECURITIES IRREVERENT

"Step Brothers" Original title: Step Brothers

These, very XXI century fashion. Irreverent and droll like "Dodgeball" and "American Pie 5: The Naked Mile." In the movie "Fred Claus" was given the subtitle of the cocoon brother Santa Claus. Did not last long and some little word changed more educated thug cocoon was more subtle and delicate. We do not know if this "Step brothers" she had been released years later, would have entitled "Brothers of balls."


poetic titles

"Dreaming, dreaming ... triumphed skating" Original title: "Ice Pricess"

When the poetic vein arises from the deepest heart of the translator. As if Gloria Fuertes had been reincarnated as he presents us with a lyrical about Versilia insurmountable and thus "Pricess Ice (Ice Princess) is magically transformed into" Dreaming, dreaming ... triumphed skating. "



series titles

"The Sentinel" Title original: "The Sentinel"

When the imagination of the translator is suffering or he is looking forward to working in his personnel file, the shadow S. If the shadow of a doubt, The Kingdom, The Tale of the Mummy, The Devil, The Shadow of the witness, Shadow of the Vampire, The Clearing, The Hunting and no one's shadow are caught, no problem. The dictionary is full of Nutsche words. The prize goes to the suspicion. They thought that "The Sentinel" (The Sentinel) was a name with little chicha.


WITHOUT TITLES TRANSLATE / MY FRIEND THE BRACKET

"Jurassic Park. (Jurassic Park) " Original title: " Jurassic Park "

Of these there are many. No desire to work, what to translate the title of yore with how complicated it is? Most times, until you translate it and the height of absurdity is brought under it by a parenthesis. Phantom (The man enmascardo), First Snow (The first snowfall), Ghost ship (the ghost ship), The Mummy (The Mummy), Road Trip (Travel geeks), Hook (Captain Hook), Always (For always) and of course Spielberg's dinosaurs. Note: Also you can find to the contrary, the English first and original brackets.


COLEGUILLA SECURITIES OF

"This cop is Robbersons" Original title: "Cops and Robertson"

Some films have passed through the hands of the translator's buddy, which uses a vocabulary of the street. Thus the unknown "Cops and Robertson" starring Chevy Chase and Jack Palance was titled "This cop is Robbersons." Another example, "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" became "Harold & Kumar."



TITLES WITH SUBTITLES

"Fred Claus, Santa Claus thug brother" Original title: "Fred Claus"

When the translator is concerned with the viewer more confused, drop us a bonus track that accompanies the title. A kind of explanation or clarification of what means original. In addition to that quoted Christmas film starring Vince Vaughn, we find others, usually tend to be comedies such as Zoolander, a mindless fashion. Other fulfill the task of reminding some past success of any member of the film as "Boomerang, the prince of women." Memory cooling down on the previous blockbuster Eddie Murphy, "Coming to America" \u200b\u200bto have if school. The truth is that it slipped.