Saturday, November 15, 2008

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Attacking

"DATE \u200b\u200bMOVIE" (2006) Original title: "Date Movie" Duration: 80 minutes Gender: "Comedy? Country: USA Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Writer : Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Photography: Shawn Maurer Music: David Kitay Editing: Paul Hirsch Cast: Alyson Hannigan, Carmen Electra, Nadia Dina Ariqat, Eddie Griffin Official Website: http://www.datemoviethemovie.com/

SYNOPSIS:

Julia Jones, a hopeless romantic, you know at last the man of her dreams, the very British Grant Folloatuhija. But before they can have their "Big Fat Greek Wedding", you need to know "the Parents"; hire her "Wedding Planner" and contend with Grant's friend Andy - a spectacularly beautiful woman who wants to put "The wedding of her best friend. "

OPINION:

is a mission impossible but at least I have to try. Maybe some clueless that inadvertently pass through this blog and read this is convincing and does not want to see this "film? If I succeed with someone, it will be worthwhile. As I said Spielberg's film, "Schindler's List" , "Whoever saves one life saves the world." I avoid people with all good intentions in the world wants to see a movie to pass the time, lost their lives in the attempt. If those responsible wanted to end this travesty of humanity little by little, I try to not be so and why I write this post: to launch a desperate cry of warning the world against this ... thing.

WANTED: GOOD TASTE CRIMINAL

Look at them, there, laughing at his own "thank you? Son Aaron Seltzerg and Jason Friedberg during the filming of this dreadful film. They are also directors and writers! this attack on good taste film. And told us to "Scary movie" (they were among the many writers of this) they were here to make us suffer. But they went even further and have become managers to treat the audience as if we were subnormal. The 70 minutes that are endless and someone will wonder why the writer here did not rise from his chair on the half hour. 1-likely to prove one is a professional critics and endure anything until the end for the sake of the holy trinity. 2 - Because in the opening credits announcing the presence of Carmen Electra and one that is expected to animate something salidillo the mess. 3-I was hoping (poor me) there was a gag in a million awful that would be acceptable. After seeing this alleged tape, the three reasons are going to hell. 1 - I will not believe a critic (I am not, nor want) to play me no life. 2 - Carmen Electra get the last minute of the film in another gag infumable (out in large letters on the opening titles as if it were one of the stars: other thymus more. .) 3-I will not be a dreamer and believe that any light can get a funny gag like this something so unbearable.

The best frame of film has little to do with the skill of its directors

In everything in life you can take advantage and this film can serve as an example for people who want to dedicate this film. If these guys have done a film, you, the viewer to dream of filming one day, you can be like a writer Woody Allen and director Steven Spielberg a . How can write these gags? And then roll them up so wrong. If Louie (Pierino in original) thought there was nothing worse in the film that he was wrong. You have passed, boy.

His subsequent missiles against the intelligence of the viewer have been "Epic Movie" and "Almost 300" . The next to come is "Disaster movie" . This and previous such, with the danger that leads to damage your brain forever. I've only seen the movie I said, because although the man is the only animal that stumbles twice on the same stone, have to be very animal to do with these gentlemen. No fool anyone, this is what you get. Pipe rolling pass it, earn some money doing it and will repeat every year because prductores take advantage of all this mess.

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