Saturday, November 15, 2008

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Attacking

"DATE \u200b\u200bMOVIE" (2006) Original title: "Date Movie" Duration: 80 minutes Gender: "Comedy? Country: USA Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Writer : Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Photography: Shawn Maurer Music: David Kitay Editing: Paul Hirsch Cast: Alyson Hannigan, Carmen Electra, Nadia Dina Ariqat, Eddie Griffin Official Website: http://www.datemoviethemovie.com/

SYNOPSIS:

Julia Jones, a hopeless romantic, you know at last the man of her dreams, the very British Grant Folloatuhija. But before they can have their "Big Fat Greek Wedding", you need to know "the Parents"; hire her "Wedding Planner" and contend with Grant's friend Andy - a spectacularly beautiful woman who wants to put "The wedding of her best friend. "

OPINION:

is a mission impossible but at least I have to try. Maybe some clueless that inadvertently pass through this blog and read this is convincing and does not want to see this "film? If I succeed with someone, it will be worthwhile. As I said Spielberg's film, "Schindler's List" , "Whoever saves one life saves the world." I avoid people with all good intentions in the world wants to see a movie to pass the time, lost their lives in the attempt. If those responsible wanted to end this travesty of humanity little by little, I try to not be so and why I write this post: to launch a desperate cry of warning the world against this ... thing.

WANTED: GOOD TASTE CRIMINAL

Look at them, there, laughing at his own "thank you? Son Aaron Seltzerg and Jason Friedberg during the filming of this dreadful film. They are also directors and writers! this attack on good taste film. And told us to "Scary movie" (they were among the many writers of this) they were here to make us suffer. But they went even further and have become managers to treat the audience as if we were subnormal. The 70 minutes that are endless and someone will wonder why the writer here did not rise from his chair on the half hour. 1-likely to prove one is a professional critics and endure anything until the end for the sake of the holy trinity. 2 - Because in the opening credits announcing the presence of Carmen Electra and one that is expected to animate something salidillo the mess. 3-I was hoping (poor me) there was a gag in a million awful that would be acceptable. After seeing this alleged tape, the three reasons are going to hell. 1 - I will not believe a critic (I am not, nor want) to play me no life. 2 - Carmen Electra get the last minute of the film in another gag infumable (out in large letters on the opening titles as if it were one of the stars: other thymus more. .) 3-I will not be a dreamer and believe that any light can get a funny gag like this something so unbearable.

The best frame of film has little to do with the skill of its directors

In everything in life you can take advantage and this film can serve as an example for people who want to dedicate this film. If these guys have done a film, you, the viewer to dream of filming one day, you can be like a writer Woody Allen and director Steven Spielberg a . How can write these gags? And then roll them up so wrong. If Louie (Pierino in original) thought there was nothing worse in the film that he was wrong. You have passed, boy.

His subsequent missiles against the intelligence of the viewer have been "Epic Movie" and "Almost 300" . The next to come is "Disaster movie" . This and previous such, with the danger that leads to damage your brain forever. I've only seen the movie I said, because although the man is the only animal that stumbles twice on the same stone, have to be very animal to do with these gentlemen. No fool anyone, this is what you get. Pipe rolling pass it, earn some money doing it and will repeat every year because prductores take advantage of all this mess.

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Friday, October 31, 2008

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film Yours, mine, ours

"Poltergeist: Paranormal Phenomena" (1982) Original title: "Poltergeist" Duration: 112 minutes Country: USA Genre: Horror

Director: Tobe Hooper Writer: Steven Spielberg, Michael Grais, Mark Victor Music: Jerry Goldsmith Photography: Matthew F. Leonetti Editor: Michael Kahn , Steven Spielberg (uncredited) Cast: Craig T. Nelson, JoBeth Williams, Beatrice Straight, Dominique Dunne, Heather O'Rourke, Oliver Robbins, Zelda Rubinstein, Michael McManus

SYNOPSIS:

A middle-class American family moved to live and a new home in a seemingly idyllic neighborhood, but inside the house start to happen strange things paranormal phenomena for which no explanation is possible ...

OPINION:

The year 1982 was a special year for Steven Spielberg. directed "ET" , a film that became the highest grossing film history and established him as the master of the lockers. That same year, came a horror film that was also a resounding success, which was signed by Spielberg in his screenplay and produced and directed ...? According to gossip, that's what he did. It was a film that I really wanted to direct but could not shoot because it was prohibited by the film directors' union two tapes at once. So I hired a straw man to put his name in performing. Spielberg was constantly on the film set to "advise? a Tobe Hooper (director of the classic "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"), there are even photos of Steven on the set and making of in which they are instructing Spielberg and Hooper looking. I have not seen this documentary but for details of this controversy, one need only click here .

Steven Spielberg directing the actors in "Poltergeist"?

The truth is that, viewing the film you realize what it is and Spielbergiana leaves no doubt that at least the King Midas was there to lend a hand. So much I did it, the reality is that Tobe Hooper appears in the credits as director and deserves, at least one respect as such. The film is very typical elements of Spielberg as the section of content (such residential houses with garden) as the formal (Spielbergianos plans abound.) It's a horror movie without blood, in fact only one scene (the face that is falling to pieces) that can be considered violent. And would not expatiate commenting sublime wonders of the film, just say it's my favorite horror movie. Unforgettable scenes like the clown or the voice of Caroline on television and phrases like "They're here" and "Caroline, go into the light" part of my best memories film.


Without a doubt this movie is required viewing for all lovers of cinema or even be better to say to all lovers of fantasy and terror, lest we be beat to death more moviegoers the place they consider serious terror as a film genre nothing serious. That yes you should avoid by all means see the consequences that occurred following the success of this, in which worse. Thank God, Spielberg did not get into these mess and has nothing to do with these productions. And as we

on Halloween, so we can leave some extra information about the deaths of several players after the shoot, which miedoooo ... ugh!: http://www.cartelera10.com/otros/la-maldicion-de -poltergeist.html

Whoever wants to know more about the film that is directed to this address, rich in curiosities, and to deceive, very good piece of article: http://peliculasdeculto.blogspot.com / 2007/10/poltergeist.html